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Romney eats puppies, hates children
Senile Old Man Makes Fool of Self
I guess Schwarzenegger wasnât on the menu this time âround, what with the maid-diddling scandal, so the Republicans rolled out the only other big name theyâve got — Clint Eastwood. This may have been a mistake, as the poor old guy comes across as being on his last legs, does a lot of hemming and hawing, and pretends to talk to a Barack Obama who isnât actually there!
And howâs this for a half hearted endorsement — âPossibly, now, it may be time for someone else.â Wow, such unrestrained enthusiasm! I guess money can buy everything!  Then there are the plebs in the crowd who stand and cheer when Eastwood says âWe own this country.â Though he pretends to include the audience in that âwe,â what he really means is rich bastards like himself. But the poor, deluded fools donât seem to understand that. Well, of course they donât â if they were smart they wouldnât be at the convention to begin withâŚ
The only intelligent thing said during this bizarre and seemingly endless senior moment is when the imaginary Obama tells Eastwood to shut up. Unfortunately, Eastwood doesnât know good advice when he hears it and continues to blither for another 7 minutesâŚ