F.A.Q
Here are a list of the sort of questions people of low intellect may wish to have answered before they waste my time with lame-brained comments that won’t make it past moderation.
Why you hates the wiminz, Mr Pigmen?
I don’t hate women, i think they are wonderful creatures and every home should have one. Oh, wait, that’s dogs…
Why you want to destroy wiminz rights?
I don’t want to destroy them, though you won’t find me fighting for them until women as a class fight for men’s rights. Being a liberal pig I believe that female idiots should have all the same rights as male idiots — it will probably make the world an even smellier place than it is, but everyone has the same right to take a dump in the swimming pool.
Is you really lefty or is you a right wing sneak?
What a stupid question. Why the toss would anyone pretend to be a leftist in a movement dominated by right wingers? Bloody hell, I could easily quadruple my traffic by swinging to the right, but I am neither stupid enough nor evil enough to do such a thing.
Why you make fun of the superior sexx?
Someone has to, and it won’t be women themselves nor the cringing, money – hungry toads in charge of the popular media. Until screens big and small are as packed with Lucy Ricardos as they are with Homer Simpsons I will continue to poke fun at that most sacred of cows, the human female.
What’s with the “Women Behaving Badly” category? Is you sayin the womens is evil?
The category exists for one reason — to give female evil a fair amount of exposure. When the lamestream media starts giving as much attention to evil women as it does to their male counterparts there won’t be a need for said category, but that time is a long way off.
