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Wank Toy Company In Trouble Over Manatee Intrusion

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grossly obese woman in fifi adSome company called Whizworx has found itself the target of social media outrage after a holidaying manatee found its way into its ad agency’s studios and into an advertising campaign. The manatee, who came ashore somewhere in Florida and wrecked the suspension of several vehicles getting to North Carolina, snuck into the studio and put on a 38 DD bikini, a pair of fishnet stockings once owned by J Edgar Hoover, and a black wig before proceeding to cavort in front of the camera in what one member of the crew called, “A surprisingly atrocious and depraved exhibition.”

Being high on coke, the photographer did not realize what had happened until the photo had hit the Instagram and caused a social media storm. With the insight so common amongst SJWs and feminists, the freak show called Twitter exploded into howls of outrage at what they saw as an attack on that most sacred of creatures, the morbidly obese Western woman. The company, being no doubt composed of typical, pussy-whipped western males, quickly pulled the ads and apologized for having offended manatees everywhere.

Since the social media storm, nothing has been heard of the manatee responsible for the outrage, but it is suspected that she is now back in the waters off Florida, where she and her friends are laughing it up at how insanely stupid those pink land creatures are.

Get your feminist freak out here.

Sexist Cunt Tells Men To Shut Up

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Some female turd called Claire McCaskill, who spends most of her time stinking up the US senate, has seen fit to get on TV and deliver a “PSA” telling men to shut the fuck up. Sure, she tries to make it something of a joke by telling us to shut up about some irrelevant crap. But, as is typical of feminist trash, the so-called humor is only there to hide the hatred. She, for example, makes sure to tell men to shut up about important stuff such as abortion (because women are self-impregnating, don’t you know) and religion. And on which TV show is this sexist, anti-male rant delivered? On Stephen Colbert’s show. Not surprisingly, given that unfunny jackass’s long standing habit of shitting on his own sex. As for the bitch in question, she whines about the fact that there are “only” 20 of her sister bitches in the senate (I assume she isn’t counting all the eunuchs in the Democratic party) as if this is some sort of patriarchal plot. In all honesty, I think that twenty is twenty too many, given how much female politicians like to push anti-male legislation. And you want to know why there are so “few” women in the senate? Because women suck. That’s right. And not only do women suck, but most women know that they suck, which is why they choose to vote men into office! The majority of the electorate in the US is female yet they continue to vote for males! That’s not sexism, that’s not oppression, that’s just a flash of commonsense from a group of people usually sorely lacking in said quality!

My list of what women should shut up about is, oddly, both shorter and more comprehensive than the senator’s and consists of only one word — everything. There is nothing a woman can say that can’t be said more intelligently and eloquently by a man, a man who, unlike his female counterpart, is not swimming in a sea of un-earned privilege. I need to hear the opinions of straight, white, middle class women about as much as I need to hear the opinions of Rupert Murdoch or the Koch brothers! The over-privileged are notorious for being self centered, and the probability that they will voice any but the most self-serving of opinions is very low. That’s how it is for the rich, and that’s how it is for women. So, to any straight, white, middle class woman who may have stumbled onto this site while searching for cheap shoes or discount cheesecake, I have this to say – shut the fuck up, madam, and fuck the fuck off.

Get your sexist pinhead right here.

Ronda Rousey Is A Domestic Abuser

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As has become all too common, yet another famous woman has revealed herself to be little more than a walking cowpat. And as is also common, the asshole in question knows that her femaleness grants her immunity so she actually admits to the crime. Like kiddie-fiddler Lena Dunham before her, Rousey actually bragged about her act of violence in an “autobiography.”

In “I Like To Beat Up Men,” Rousey admits to slapping her boyfriend, punching him with a straight right and a left hook, then kneeing him in the face and throwing him onto the floor! Yay, you go, girl! I can just see Sandra Cow getting about as juicy as a 51 year old woman can when hearing about this story!

The response to Rousey’s confession has been as swift and decisive as the response to Amy Schumer’s admission that she sexually assaulted a guy back in college. That’s right, virtually nobody cares. Not only that, but some are looking to use a different definition of domestic violence than that used in cases such as Chris Brown’s. This time around, it’s only DV if she did it more than once! I don’t recall feminists saying, “Wait, is this the only time Chris Brown has beaten up that chick who can’t sing for shit? Because if it is, then it’s not domestic violence!”

Add to Rousey’s confession her criticism of Floyd Mayweather’s own history of abuse, and Rousey starts to look like yet another typical Western Woman – an arrogant, man-hating, hypocritical cunt-rag who clearly believes that society should hold men to a harsher standard than it holds members of the superior sex. But then, what can you expect from a young woman who has been told, her entire life, that she, simply by virtue of being born female, is better than most of the human race?

And, yes, men are, globally, a majority – it is only in the gynocentric West that we are a minority.
Yet another woman shows her true colors here.

The True Face of Modern Woman

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Remember Lorena Bobbitt, the subhuman piece of trash who cut off her husband’s penis back in the 90s? Some third rate talk show fool called Steve Harvey has just had the little turd on his show. That in itself is bad enough, but what’s even worse is the reaction from the female audience. For all those who suspected that Sharon Osborne is not alone in her delight at men having their dicks cut off, I offer this confirmation…

scumbag women cheering lorena bobbit steve harvey

Clapping, cheers, and a standing ovation. If you really want to know what lurks beneath the skin of Woman, you have to look no further than this audience. Or the child abuse figures. Or the lesbian DV figures. Or the rise in assaults and murders by women and girls. Like that hot lizard-chick from V, what lurks beneath the makeup and perfume is not at all pretty.

But at least Bobbitt herself is contrite, right? Wrong…

lorena bobbitt happy
There it is, the face of the monstrous feminine. The grinning rictus of evil lurking at the deepest levels of Woman — the castrating, child murdering, all-devouring insanity at the heart of the female sex made flesh. The reason why patriarchies ( remember those?) have spent most of human history regarding women as the problem sex.

Looking at these women’s rapturous response to such a hideous crime, one has to wonder if women see men as some sort of inferior sub-species of human, the way the Klan sees blacks. Actually, I think it’s worse than that – one has to wonder if women see men as being not only lesser humans, but also as less than animals. After all, would they be cheering someone who had cut the penis off a dog? No, they would be horrified. And Lorena Bobbitt’s claims about her husband’s abuse do not matter. If a man who could prove (as opposed to merely claim) that his wife was abusive were to cut her cunt off, would these cackling harpies be cheering him on? No, they would not.

If Harvey was anything other than a worthless, cringing, ain’t-got-nuthin’-left-to-cut-off, pool of pond scum, he would have stood up, told the women they were disgusting, and brought both the show and the interview to an end. But if he were man enough to do that, he would have been man enough to not have this filthy animal on his show. Instead, he makes jokes – mostly unfunny ones – about her crime, and jumps around like some demented jigaboo begging for massa’s approval. The modern male at his most worthless and self-abased, that’s what this guy is. As for Lorena, I hope she gets one of those horrible cancers that kill you sloooowly and painfully. And the women cheering her on, may they all cheat on their husbands – husbands who then use a rusty knife to hack their cunts out and throw them into a garbage disposal.

Screeching harpies and modern day Stepin Fetchit here.

Feminists Lardasses Want Obese Disney Princesses

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As we have seen many times before, the hysterical harpies that dominate the feminist movement have often complained about the bodies of the Disney Princesses, with the most amusing rant being Mad Mandy’s bit about the size of Anna’s wrists in Frozen. If feminists were even halfway sensible, they might have come up with some normal sized versions of the Disney Princesses, but being a bunch of rabid, insane manatees, they have instead redesigned the famous characters to be lardasses.

Yes, someone has gone to the trouble of portraying Snow White, Ariel and the other cartoon cuties as the kind of woman whose floors need re-enforcing, yet who complains that she can’t find a man. Now, I wouldn’t have a problem with “Average Ariel,” but turning “Snow White” into “Sow White” is just not on. If you want evidence that the average radfem is a pile of pimply lard stuffed into a pair of jeans several sizes too small, all you have to do is look at what they think should be acceptable standards of beauty. My favorite is this one…

lardass snow whiteAnd check out Grumpy! You know what he’s thinking, don’t you? Yep — “Bitch ate all the donuts again!”

Not surprisingly, this idiotic post has been perpetrated by one of the Huff’s women’s editors, a woman, who, funnily enough, looks pretty good in her photos. Of course, they could have been taken ten years and a million Twinkies ago. Or maybe she’s just covering herself for a fat, middle aged future that won’t be long in coming. This way, if being a lardass becomes the accepted look, she can continue to say she is hot long after her hourglass has turned into a sack of potatoes.

Feminist thin-shaming here.