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A novel new way to harass the police

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In a horrifying new trend, young men in the southern states of the US are traumatizing brave and noble officers of the law by shooting themselves in the head.

Yes, the little bastards are allowing the Stormtroopers to cuff them and place them in their cop cars before horrifying the officers by pulling out a handgun and shooting themselves in the head. How much do you have to hate the cops to want to traumatize them this way? To go to the trouble of shooting yourself while your hands are cuffed behind your back? The contortions that must take! And being able to hide the gun so expertly that even the cops missed its presence, these bastards must be spending a lot of time reading books on sleight of hand – all so they can make a mess in the back of a cop car. Disgusting.

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