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The Nightmare Ad I Thought Was Satire

The Nightmare Ad I Thought Was Satire published on

I bumped into this Embodied Moxie monstrosity on a Steve Bannon podcast and i SWEAR i thought it was a sendup from something like Black Mirror until i Googled it. It’s real! There really is an evil company out there making robots that will teach your children “life lessons” and that will — if the ad is anything to go by — make your kids LOVE A MACHINE! Call me crazy, but the only things kids should be taught to love are people, animals, milk, cookies, and things like reason and democracy, not A FUCKING MACHINE!!!!

We have truly gone through the looking glass, but instead of landing in Lewis Carrol’s Wonderland we have landed in American McGee’s Wonderland!


Gab — Where Satire Meets Reality

Gab — Where Satire Meets Reality published on

I have often joked that on Gab you could post a picture of a cute kitty and somewhere in the comments someone would be saying, “Cute kitty. Now let me tell you about the Jews!” And now it’s happened! Or at least something very close to it.

I posted a story about a man being attacked by otters (!) and someone turned up in the comments to warn me about the Jews! Now, he is clearly partly joking, but his other posts show that he IS a Jewish Conspiracy nut so it’s a joke, but it’s not just a joke — it’s a warning that those damned Jewish otters are actually the ones running the world and that soon they will wipe out us gentiles the same way these bastard otters tried to kill this poor man!

Kyle Goes Free!

Kyle Goes Free! published on

Much to my delight — and surprise — the jury has reached the right verdict and Kyle Rittenhouse is now a free man!

Good to see that the jury did not give in to the explicit and implied threats from the BLM psychos and their enablers in the government to kill everyone in sight if they delivered justice. The thing should never have gone to trial, and if it had been a black girl called Taneesha Rittenhouse who had shot some White Supremacist thugs trying to fuck her up it never would have. But Kyle is White, he’s male, and he’s conservative so that makes him the scum of the earth as far as the Establishment is concerned. And if you doubt that, just take a look at how previously noble “liberal” institutions are reacting.

This from the group who — while under Jewish control — defended NAZIS’ right to march through Jewish neighbourhoods!

And this from the people who did so much to turn the Klan into a paper tiger.

Fake socialist Sandy Cortez took time out from sucking her rich boyfriend’s gold-plated, diamond-studded dick to once again pit the peasants against one another…



And this from Cori Bush, a woman whose main goal in life is to make AOC look sane and whose secondary goal is to get a boyfriend — a black one, of course — with a gold-plated, diamond-studded…you know…

And Biden — or the puppet master with their hand up his ass — quickly backtracked from the sensible stance of accepting to verdict to being “angry and concerned” that a mere White boy can still get justice in the increasingly corrupt system that he undeservingly presides over. And don’t let the call for “peaceful protests” fool you, these days that’s just Democrat code for “kill every White person you can find.”

You know what? Fuck them all. Virtually everyone in the “liberal” establishment is simply evil now. And they sure as hell aren’t liberal, they are just totalitarians working to replace democracy with a satanic amalgam of State rule and Neo-Feudal Plutocracy.

Fuck. Them. All.

Things I Have Learnt From Porn Sites

Things I Have Learnt From Porn Sites published on

So, to make life more bearable during Sydney’s never-ending lockdown, piggy has been hanging around free porn streaming sites to see what’s going on. So far i have learnt quite a few interesting things, which i will now proceed to share in no particular order and for no particular reason.

– Today’s young men have a shocking lack of respect for nuns.

– There is now something called clown porn. Yes folks, i bumped into a video of some hot young thing having a gangbang with a bunch of clowns — literal clowns, with red noses, green wigs, oversized…er…shoes, the whole thing. I guess when you live in Clown World, it’s just a matter of time before they get you.

– There are an unusual number of women getting stuck in windows out there. In windows, under beds, in various tricky bits of furniture, and even inside tumble dryers!

– There are not enough women having sex with cucumbers.

– Even though it may appear to be otherwise, nobody is having sex with the British Broadcasting Corporation.

– America’s stepmothers are a surprisingly generous lot.

– The acronym ATM has nothing at all to do with getting cash out of a machine in the wall. (Don’t Google it. Really, don’t.)

– Piper Perri is hollow.