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Crazy Slut Named Most Influential Weirdo

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The US continues its descent into madness with the shock announcement that the ironically yet aptly named (think about it) Lady Gaga has become the world’s most powerful celebrity!

According to Forbes, little Stefani Germanotta is now the idiot most often listened to by all the other idiots. In a display of the American woman’s complete and utter oppression, the current idiot attained her position by knocking another bewombed moron – queen of daytime blither Oprah Winfrey – out of the top spot.

Given that Gaga’s case of feminist rabies has yet to progress to the point where she becomes totally and irredeemably loathsome this may be good news for men, if only in the short term. We must remember that Gaga is only 25 years old and that feminists are like buckets of horse urine left standing in the sun – the older they get the worse they smell.

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Baby Microwaving Maggot Gets Pussy Pass

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Unspeakably foul China Arnold  was in a bad mood, so she stuck her one month-old daughter in the microwave oven, turned it on and watched the baby cook to death.

After several years and two guilty verdicts this subhuman thing was last month handed life without parole when she could instead have been sentenced to death. If anyone knows of a man who killed a baby in such a horrible way and who, like Arnold, was found to be of average intelligence and sound mind, let me know. After I pick myself up off the floor I will retract the bit about the pussy pass.

And in case you are wondering what could have triggered such indescribable rage, it was a simple argument with her boyfriend over the baby’s paternity. America being an anti-male nightmare, it is not beyond the pale to imagine that the jury which handed her the pass may very well have been placing part of the blame on the father. Because you know, if he hadn’t pissed her off she would never have done something so awful.

During the trial, ambulance chaser Kevin Lennen claimed that his client should be spared the death penalty as such should be meted out only to “the worst offenders.” One has to wonder just how baroque an imagination this man has to be able to conceive of a worse way to kill anyone, much less an infant. I wonder also if Lennen has left instructions in his will that if he is ever murdered in any way that isn’t worse than being cooked alive the prosecution should not seek the death penalty? Probably not, but he could no doubt explain that away using one of those twists of logic that have earnt lawyers the respect of the community…

So what would have been a fitting punishment? Execution by incineration, of course.

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Inside

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Western culture has an unfortunate tendency to over-represent male evil while under-representing its  female equivalent, and being a horror fan i notice this a lot in said genre.

The best example I can think of is that despite 18-33% of America’s serial killers being women, no iconic female serial killer has emerged in the genre. Males we’ve got, whether reality based ones like Hannibal Lecter and Leather-face, or fantasy based ones like Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Kruger, Pinhead etc.

The one exception to this man-hating Western habit of sweeping female  darkness under the rug  seems to be, curiously enough, the  French. Apparently many French film makers are aware that “La Difference” isn’t quite as rose colored as the feminists would like the world to believe, and they aren’t shy about letting us know it.

From the adulterous wife in the drama “Unne Femme Francaise” to the cabal of liars, adulterers and murderers  in the musical comedy “8 Women”, contemporary French cinema showcases a refreshing amount of unpleasant women, and the horror genre is no exception.

From “High Tension” to “Martyrs”, the French GynoBeast gets to see far more daylight than her Anglo sisters, and the Crème De La Crème (sorry) of all French “Evil Woman” movies is without a doubt Julien Maury  and Alexandre Bustillo’s unforgettable debut feature “Inside”.

This blood-splattered, gut-strewn horrorfest stars Beatrice Dalle (of Betty Blue) as a mysterious creature referred to only as “The Woman”, a GynoBeast who is mad as a weasel, scary as hell, and who makes The Terminator look like the the Easter Bunny. The Gallic psycho-woman decides that she wants another woman’s unborn child and as we all know there is only one way to get that, and by the time “The Woman” carries out the DIY C-section she’s slaughtered over half a dozen people and left the house looking like it’s been decorated by Jeffrey Dahmer.

The plot is simple – evil woman is in the house trying to get to pregnant woman, other characters drop in and are soon swimming in blood. But plot is not what “Inside” is about. “Inside” is about high-impact horror, it’s about finding yourself trapped inside a phone booth with everything that is dark and deadly in women and realizing that nothing short of a rocket launcher is going to stop her from splattering your innards all over the stairs.

If you want an antidote to the usual  “Evil Male” movies check out this rare garlicky treat, but only if you  have the stomach of a cast iron elephant – you have been warned.

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