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Janelle Monae has matches and kerosene…

Janelle Monae has matches and kerosene… published on

…and she’s coming after your Trump-supporting ass. Now, in less violent times this would be just hyperbole, metaphor, and so on. But at a time when people are literally being murdered in the streets for supporting Trump, i think it safe to say this can be taken as an incitement to violence. And look at how many likes it got before she deleted it — more than 20 thousand. That’s today’s so-called liberals for you — rage and violence in defeat and rage and violence in victory. And after she deleted it she didn’t mention it again, much less apologize for it, she just posted stuff about how wonderful love is! It’s enough to make you throw up.

I don’t think he meant THAT kind of coyote…

I don’t think he meant THAT kind of coyote… published on

I swear, when i saw this i thought it was a satire account. But nope, she’s a real politician — a Democrat, of course. Even funnier is that she works as a lawyer and investment adviser despite being, apparently, literally retarded. So retarded that even after people made fun of her she still didn’t get what she’d done wrong! Now, how would someone this intellectually challenged end up in a position of power? Well, it ain’t because she’s a white male, that’s for sure! If you don’t know what the term “coyote” means and you work as an accountant or at Wendy’s, fair enough. But if you don’t know and you work in politics, you are simply incompetent and need to be kicked out onto the street.

“VOTE FOR TRUMP, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE!!!”

“VOTE FOR TRUMP, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE!!!” published on

LOL! Reminds me of a post i did back in 2016 called “Vote Trump, he ain’t THAT bad!”

But this time it’s coming from the man himself. He’s addressing specifically California, a state that has apparently become an utter shithole despite not containing Portland, but it’s equally true for the rest of the US. The Dems have shown they don’t give a fuck about the lower and middle classes by letting Anarchist thugs run rampant, presumably in the bizarre hope that swing voters will blame Trump for…er…Anarchist riots, so why would anyone vote Biden? Come on, man, the old Swiss cheese doesn’t care about you, or your kids, or your dog, so unless you want to live in a state of anarchy and chaos, you SHOULD vote for Trump. After all, what the hell do you have to lose?

I KNEW there was something sinister about bagels…

I KNEW there was something sinister about bagels… published on

Ah, the joys of hanging out on Gab, where everything is the fault of the Jews! Seriously, you can’t make this shit up. Apparently, the Jews are fucking us over by getting us to eat non-Aryan food. Tacos and Sushi rolls are bringing about the downfall of Western civilization and nobody is doing anything about it!

Hat-maker Shot Dead By Turkey Farmer

Hat-maker Shot Dead By Turkey Farmer published on

That should be a comedy headline, but it’s for real. What a world it has become. This latest shooting between the right wing loons and the left wing loons? That’s what went down. A guy that raises turkeys killed a guy that used to make hats. Prole kills prole, in other words. These guys shouldn’t have been trying to kill one another over allegiance to political groups that don’t give a shit about them. They should have been teaming up to fuck up the Plutocrats… or at least making hats and raising turkeys. Instead the hat-maker is pushing up the daisies and the turkey farmer is wondering how he ended up farming himself. Sad.

But that’s what the Plutocrats want. Every bullet we waste on each other is one less bullet we spend on them. Maybe some day folks will realize that the real divide isn’t between Left and Right but between the Plutocrats and the rest of us, but Piggy isn’t holding his breath…

Turkey guy here

Hat guy here