Posts authored by The Pigman
Beware, my black brothers, the racist fish are coming for you!
It seems that literally nothing is safe from accusations of racism. Some wanker in Copenhagen has made the puzzling claim that the famous statue of the Little Mermaid is a…er…racist fish.
This makes no sense as a statue has no opinions and hence can’t be racist, and also because it depicts not a fish but a fishperson. And what if she doesn’t identify as a fish, hey? Who the hell are SJWs to tell someone who they are and are not? Or maybe it’s the rock that’s a racist fish? Don’t laugh, until it tells us otherwise we can’t know for certain that the rock doesn’t identify as a fish — a racist fish.
Unpleasant Scotsmen Of…er…Scotland, Your Time Is Nigh!
Are you a Scotsman? Have you been saying unpleasant things on the internet? Have you said unkind things like, “Och, aye, Taylor Swift has shit for brains”? Have you been telling tourists untrue things like “The haggis is a small, wild herbivore that lives exclusively on kumquats and strawberry wine”? Have you been saying unnecessary things like, “Grass is generally speaking of a greenish hue”? If so, then you are fucked up, dudes! The Glasgow filth is coming for you! Grab your claymores and blarney stones, your women and children, and run for those green, green hills!
EDIT : Heh, someone just pointed out on Parler that this thing is dated April 1st. Yes, looks like i got fooled. But, man, it looks so authentic! And it’s too much fun to throw away so i will leave it here. But don’t go spreading it, ’cause it’s probably bull.
Parler Is Pretty Good
After my unceremonious dumping by the sanctimonious little blue bird, i moved to Gab. Then about a week later i joined Parler after all the hulabaloo about some monkey bollocks or something.
Now, while i am still active on Gab and not about to condemn it, i must say that Parler is a significant improvement on Gab. It’s just as right wing as Gab, but in a significantly more civilized way — not as many complaints about blacks and Jews, for example. It also seems to have a higher average IQ, and virtually everyone knows the difference between “their” and “they’re.” How long this lasts is anyone’s guess. The place may get flooded with far right morons and SJW troglodytes, but for now it’s pretty cool. And even if it doesn’t get overrun by the retarded hordes mentioned above, there’s no way of knowing that it won’t go the way of Twitter. Perhaps it will take the same tactic of letting in plenty of different views until it’s big enough to dump the opposition, and then start banning people for no good reason. We just don’t know yet, so for now, Parler seems like a good free speech alternative to the grotesquely crypto-fascist Twitter.
My page, in case anyone’s interested.