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Article Recommendation From A Lazy Bastard

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I’ve been meaning to write a piece about an incredibly destructive and oppressive thing called the Trans-Pacific Partnership, but as I am too busy fantasizing about Miley Cirus, I will instead just give you a link to one of the best and most succinct summaries i have read on this piece of utter bastardry. I would have called it “Corporate Bastards Plotting to Screw Us All Again,” but the writer went with “TPP: The Most Sinister Corporate Power Grab Yet,” which is accurate enough. If you haven’t heard of this thing before (most people haven’t) brace yourself – the darkness is closing in.

Get ready to freak out here.

Miley Cyrus Gets Naked, Chaos Ensues

Miley Cyrus Gets Naked, Chaos Ensues published on

I have diligently avoided this Wrecking Ball video, figuring that anyone who needs to get nekkid in a video probably isn’t worth listening to, but thanks to all the feminist attention it has received I finally relented – I wonder if idiot women like Sinead O’Connor and Annie Lennox know what they are doing for this girl’s record sales? No, of course not. If they did, they wouldn’t be idiot women.

Pushed over the line by this bizarre claim of misogyny by Lennox, I finally took a gander at the controversial tidbit and I have to say that only by the standards of the typical muddle-headed feminist would this thing be seen as misogynist. It’s basically just a mediocre singer using her fairly nice body to get attention by riding a wrecking ball while naked, and other than spinsterish schoolmarms and feminists (two groups between which I suspect there is a significant overlap) no one should find it offensive.

As for young Miley, she’s no great beauty but she is kind of cute, and I for one would have no problem letting her ride my ball any time she wants. Heck, if she asks nicely I will even let her ride both of them. And don’t get me started on what I would like her to do with my sledgehammer…

 

 

 

Never Mind The Bollards, Here’s Some Sex-Obsessed Pillocks!

Never Mind The Bollards, Here’s Some Sex-Obsessed Pillocks! published on

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Who the fuck over the age of 12 would look at these things and see a bunch of dicks?

Who? Well, apparently quite a few people in the town of Scott, Pittsburgh, that’s who. It seems that some of Scott’s citizens are in possession of the kind of immature mind that can’t look at a cylinder with a rounded end without thinking of a penis!

Some of the more dim-witted locals have taken to calling the street on which the bollards are installed “Penis Street”! Could have been worse, I suppose, they could have nicknamed it Dong Drive or WeeWee Avenue! These are, no doubt, the kind of people who  snicker when they see an unusually large cucumber or burst into straight out laughter when they hear the term “penal system”!

Unfortunately, though, even idiots get to vote so the local authorities are having to address the issue. Some of the people in charge are acting pretty stupid themselves by suggesting the tops (I’m surprised they didn’t say “heads”) of the bollards should be flattened ( if nothing else, this would make them match the heads of many of the town’s citizens) or by saying the things should be replaced with “something more antique.” Perhaps some nice, life size statues of women wearing full-body bathing suits? Other local politicians are more sensible, with one suggesting people should get their minds out of the gutter, and another, one Pat Caruso, putting the complaints down to people with “weird minds.”

More weirdness here.

Self Driving Vehicles – Coming Soon To A Workplace Near You

Self Driving Vehicles – Coming Soon To A Workplace Near You published on

Are you a young man who drives for a living? Do you drive a bus? A truck? A taxi? Think you’ll still have that job by the time you’re 40? Not if Mercedes Benz has its way, you won’t. And if they somehow fail, there’s always Nissan, and Audi, and Google, and IBM…

According to the automotive industry, self-driving cars will be in production by 2020. A few weeks ago, Mercedes-Benz drove (heh, heh) their point home by sending their S500 Intelligent Drive research vehicle on a 103 km trip and making it through without knocking down any light posts or flattening any cats. And this is just the start, it is predicted that within a decade or two such vehicles will be safer than those driven by humans!

It may seem cool, the idea of a self-driving car, but think of how many jobs will be lost once these technologies are perfected and implemented in vehicles other than the family car. In the U.S alone, over 3 million people drive trucks for a living, and that’s not counting all the bus drivers and taxi drivers. That’s a lot of people who will be out of a job within twenty years. Though the cars are predicted to become fully viable somewhat sooner than that, about ten years from now, it will probably take a few years more for people to become comfortable with the idea of driverless juggernauts tearing around their streets. But how long will that reluctance last once we start getting hit with study after study showing that thanks to sensors, radar and numerous safety features, the new self-driving taxis and trucks are actually safer than the ones driven by actual humans? And unlike a taxi driver I once hired, autonomous vehicles aren’t likely to be shouting at other drivers “Where did ya get ya drivin’ licence? I should slit ya throat, ya fucking cunt!”

No, that will be my job…

Take another step into The Coming Darkness here.