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The Erotic Adventures of Daisy Duchess — Cumming Soon

The Erotic Adventures of Daisy Duchess — Cumming Soon published on

Don’t blame me, it’s all my pervert manager’s doing. He has decided that what the world needs most is a pornographic political cartoon, so he has teamed up with my nemesis Daisy Duchess to give the world what it needs, and give it to us good and hard and fast.

Says Mr. Michael Claymore in between downloading the latest updates from Brazzers.Com…

”Recently, i realized that there is just not enough pornography on the internet and that someone needs to correct this dreadful problem as soon as possible. To this end i will be starting a new cartoon series starring Daisy Duchess and aimed at expressing certain political positions in seriously graphic terms. The series will be ongoing, and filled with penetrating social commentary, hard statistics, tight logical argumentation, and moist, warm analysis of current political trends. It will promote critical thought while provoking debate and giving office managers everywhere an excuse to fire their employees.”

So there you have it, another first from a man dedicated to being the first person to do all sorts of things the rest of us wish he had never done. You have been warned.

 

 

The Nightmare Ad I Thought Was Satire

The Nightmare Ad I Thought Was Satire published on

I bumped into this Embodied Moxie monstrosity on a Steve Bannon podcast and i SWEAR i thought it was a sendup from something like Black Mirror until i Googled it. It’s real! There really is an evil company out there making robots that will teach your children “life lessons” and that will — if the ad is anything to go by — make your kids LOVE A MACHINE! Call me crazy, but the only things kids should be taught to love are people, animals, milk, cookies, and things like reason and democracy, not A FUCKING MACHINE!!!!

We have truly gone through the looking glass, but instead of landing in Lewis Carrol’s Wonderland we have landed in American McGee’s Wonderland!

 

Gab — Where Satire Meets Reality

Gab — Where Satire Meets Reality published on

I have often joked that on Gab you could post a picture of a cute kitty and somewhere in the comments someone would be saying, “Cute kitty. Now let me tell you about the Jews!” And now it’s happened! Or at least something very close to it.

I posted a story about a man being attacked by otters (!) and someone turned up in the comments to warn me about the Jews! Now, he is clearly partly joking, but his other posts show that he IS a Jewish Conspiracy nut so it’s a joke, but it’s not just a joke — it’s a warning that those damned Jewish otters are actually the ones running the world and that soon they will wipe out us gentiles the same way these bastard otters tried to kill this poor man!

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