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Another Weapon In The Armory Of Our Misogynist World

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This is a guest post by Daisy Duchess, President of the National Organization of Feminist Weasels. My publishing of this article should not be taken as an endorsement of Ms Duchessā€™s views.

Will the horror never end? Will the patriarchy never cease to come up with new and novel ways to oppress the sisters? The latest instrument of male dominance being unleashed upon Swedish women is — I shudder to name it — men sitting with their legs open on public transport! As can be seen on this site, men all across Sweden have started oppressing women by refusing to cross their legs while commuting to and from work — or more likely, given that they are men, to and from the unemployment office.

What this shameful patriarchal display does is establish and reinforce unconscious patterns of dominance, thereby subliminally convincing women that men are superior beings. Though she may not be aware of it, the average woman will look at such a display and think ā€œLook at the size of those gigantic legs! How can a poor little woman like myself ever compete in the workplace against such a superior being ? I had better go back home and make someone a sandwich.ā€

So how should the Swedish state deal with this latest salvo in the worldwide war on women? The answer is clear — unless Sweden wishes to be seen as the most misogynist country in Europe, it must immediately criminalize sitting open-legged on public transport. A special branch of the police force should be set up for the purpose of patrolling the public transport network for such criminals, and issuing fines for first time offenders and hauling repeat offenders off to jail.

No doubt the chauvinistic bastards committing these crimes will have their excuses, claiming ā€œB-b-b-but, sitting cross legged will squash my fiddly bits!ā€ To this I say ā€œRubbish!ā€ Such men should either stand or simply take their fiddly bits and go home. In fact, now that I think about it, why are men even allowed to sit down at all on public transport, when the space could be used by a woman and her shopping? Thereā€™s something to think aboutā€¦

 

 

One Million Homophobic Harpies go after Marvel and DC

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Not happy with making total and utter fools of themselves over Archie Comicsā€™ gay character Kevin Keller, the gaggle of idiots at One Million Moms are now on the warpath against Marvel and DC.

It seems that the latter is about to reveal that one of their characters is gay, and the hysterical womb-wielders at O.M.M are having fits as to who it may be. Will it be Superman? Batman? Wonder Dyke? Probably not — the market risk would be too great, far more likely to be one of the companyā€™s lesser lights. My guess would be Bat Mite. After all, an elf isnā€™t too far from a fairyā€¦

 

Meanwhile across at Marvel, gay Canadian Northstar — I can just see the twitty twats at O.M.M snickering snidely that a ā€œgay Canadianā€ is a redundancy, or at least I could if I thought the word ā€œredundancyā€ was in their vocabularies — is going to do the Kevin Keller by marrying another guy. These two imminent catastrophes have occasioned much weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth amongst the conservative harpies, who seem to fear their ten year old sons will turn pinkā€¦

ā€œChildren desire to be just like superheroes. Children mimic superhero actions and even dress up in costumes to resemble these characters as much as possible. Can you imagine little boys saying, “I want a boyfriend or husband like X-Men?”

First, there is no character called ā€œX-Men,ā€ and secondly — kids? Most of the people reading these things are teens and adults — the days when it was mostly ten year old kids are long gone. As for the few children who are still able to afford these expensive little pamphlets, so what? If the sexual preferences of superheroes had a significant influence on whether or not someone grew up to be straight or gay, all the gay kids who grew up reading comics would be straight — just like their childhood idols!

Apparently these squirrel-brained wonders are basing their views on that most famous of comic books, the Bibleā€¦

ā€œThese companies are heavily influencing our youth by using children’s superheroes to desensitize and brainwash them in (sic) thinking that a gay lifestyle choice is normal and desirable. As Christians, we know that homosexuality is a sin (Romans 1:26-27).ā€

Yesā€¦ gays are sinful, the world was made in six days by an angry old man who lives in the sky, curious women get turned to salt, and Fred Flintstone was a real person who co-habited with a dinosaurā€¦

Original blitherings here


 

Martha Rendell ā€“ Death by Hydrochloric Acid

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Martha Rendell was an Australian serial killer, a sadistic piece of scum who in the early 1900s killed three of her de-facto husbandā€™s children by coating the inside of their throats with diluted hydrochloric acid.

Rendell had stolen the childrenā€™s father, one ThomasĀ  Morris, away from his wife, who was then kicked out of the house by her idiot husband and forbidden to see the children ā€“ sort of like the modern Family Court with the sexes reversed.

Martha was a monster of a woman who delighted in abusing the children and who seemed to have no motive other than the pleasure she derived from torturing them. One neighbor even claimed that on several occasionsĀ  she had peeked in Marthaā€™s window to see what all the screaming was about, and had seen Martha smiling with delight as she watched one of her victims writhing in pain. Other neighbors claimed to have heard Martha laughing over the childrenā€™s screams.

Rendellā€™s method was as simple as it was cruel. She would simply place a small amount of acid in the victimā€™s drink. This would lead to a sore throat which the family doctor would then order treated by coatings of a certain medication, a medication for which Martha then substituted the diluted hydrochloric acid. The acid being diluted it took her young victims weeks to die, though it remains unclear whether they died from the acid itself or from starvation due to not being able to eat.

Rendellā€™s luck ran out when she tried the same acid-in-the-tea trick on the fourth Morris child, a teenage boy who unlike his father knew scum when he saw it. Young George Morris ran for his life to his real motherā€™s house, and his disappearance led the already suspicious neighbors to call the police, who eventually uncovered the sickening killing spree and charged Martha with murder. In September of 1909 Rendell was found guilty and sentenced to hang, a punishment which seems rather genteel compared to her crimes ā€“ a nice long bath in some diluted acid would seem much more fitting to this writer.

Due to the two fatty deposits on Rendellā€™s chest the death sentence led to much gnashing of teeth and rending of garments, with various baby-kissers and clergymen making it clear that a womanā€™s life is worth more than that of three children, but decency won out and on the 6th of October 1909 Martha Rendell was led to the noose by two female attendants, presumably so that she wouldnā€™t get felt up on her way to hellā€¦

Most of this information was sourced from ā€œAustraliaā€™s Serial Killersā€ by Paul Kidd.

Frances Knorr ā€“ 19th Century Killer Nanny

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Australian GynoBeast Frances Knorr wanted some cash, so she decided the way to make it was to look after other peopleā€™s children. Or to be more accurate, pretend to look after other peopleā€™s children.

Child minding in 19th Century Victoria was a very different proposition to its modern day equivalent. Parents, usually single mothers, would pay to have their babies looked after on a long term, full time basis. The mother would make an initial payment of 5 to 20 pounds then smaller monthly payments, and would visit the babies at certain pre-arranged times ā€“ a situation which couldnā€™t have been much fun for either the mothers or the babies.

Unfortunately, there were numerous cases in which the so-called carer was only in it for the money and the babies were abandoned, left to starve, murdered outright, or if they were lucky, sold off to childless couples. Knorr was one such ā€œbaby farmerā€ as the press of the time dubbed these dirtbags. She would take the money, kill the babies in her charge, then move on to another address and start all over again. Her baby-killing spree finally came to an end when a man occupying one of her former residences decided to plant a vegetable garden and dug up something other than an angry gopher. What Mr. Clay instead found, that September day in 1893, was a decomposing baby girl with a rope around her neck. Ā After the police were called locals told them that Knorr had also resided in a nearby house. When that houseā€™s garden was dug up the police found more dead babies, this time two boys who had been suffocated.

Eventually Knorr was found guilty and sentenced to hang for the murders of these three babies, though it is estimated that she may have killed as many as 13 children. Because she was a woman there was much public controversy, and Melbourne hangman William Perrins was so distressed at the social repercussions of killing one of The Important Sex that he killed himself instead! A couple of days before Perrins was to carry out the execution, he got drunk, stood over a sink, and slit his own throat! If nothing else, this pitiable act shows that we have made some progress in the last one hundred years ā€“ I donā€™t recall any Yank slaying himself rather than a murderer for fear of being ostracized because the killer in question was female! No siree! These days we donā€™t ostracize men for executing women, we just hand women life when a man would get death, and a slap on the wrist when a man would get life!

Most of this information was sourced from ā€œAustraliaā€™s Serial Killersā€ by Paul Kidd.

Details of hangmanā€™s suicide found here.

Racist Cops Sued For Ignoring Harmless Black Man

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Darnel Harris, a young black man residing in New York, Ā has launched a multi million dollar lawsuit against the city and the police force, alleging discrimination and neglect occasioning emotional distress.

Mr. Harris says he feels left out of the traditional slaying of young black males so popular in the U.Sā€¦

ā€œWhatā€™s a brother gotta do to get his head blown off ā€˜round here? Iā€™ve tried it all man! Iā€™ve tried driving around minding my own business! Iā€™ve tried going to the train station and lying face down on the ground! Iā€™ve even tried hanging around 7/11s wearing a hoodie, and nothing! No bullets, no beatings, not even a ā€œGet yoā€™ black ass back to the jungle!ā€ Iā€™m starting to feel like Iā€™m the only black man in the country that isnā€™t getting any attention from the authorities. Itā€™s starting to affect me at work. I canā€™t concentrate properly, I just sit there thinking ā€œWhatā€™s wrong with me? Why wonā€™t anyone shoot me dead?ā€ The other day I was so distracted I tried to phone my dad on a ham sandwich!ā€

Mr. Harris, who has been in therapy for the last five months, tells us that despite the lawsuit he hasnā€™t yet given up on being shot dead. ā€œThereā€™s always hope, you know? Next thing Iā€™m gonna do is go to a senior citizenā€™s home, wait for a police car to come along, then help a little old lady across the street. If that doesnā€™t do the trick I donā€™t know what will!ā€