It seems that literally nothing is safe from accusations of racism. Some wanker in Copenhagen has made the puzzling claim that the famous statue of the Little Mermaid is a…er…racist fish.
This makes no sense as a statue has no opinions and hence can’t be racist, and also because it depicts not a fish but a fishperson. And what if she doesn’t identify as a fish, hey? Who the hell are SJWs to tell someone who they are and are not? Or maybe it’s the rock that’s a racist fish? Don’t laugh, until it tells us otherwise we can’t know for certain that the rock doesn’t identify as a fish — a racist fish.