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Little Miss Muffet

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who proceeded,
In a rather awkward way,
To say something mildly offensive
In an attempt to lead Little Miss Muffet astray.
So Little Miss Muffet had the spider
Squished by a Twitter mob,
Which really ruined the spider’s day!

The End