Michael Binkley and Dad, from “Bloom County” mid ’80s
For those not familiar with Bloom County, Binkley was constantly waking up his long-suffering dad in the middle of the night to tell him something or other. This is one of the few times when it was actually something important…
Senile Old Man Makes Fool of Self
I guess Schwarzenegger wasnât on the menu this time âround, what with the maid-diddling scandal, so the Republicans rolled out the only other big name theyâve got — Clint Eastwood. This may have been a mistake, as the poor old guy comes across as being on his last legs, does a lot of hemming and hawing, and pretends to talk to a Barack Obama who isnât actually there!
And howâs this for a half hearted endorsement — âPossibly, now, it may be time for someone else.â Wow, such unrestrained enthusiasm! I guess money can buy everything!  Then there are the plebs in the crowd who stand and cheer when Eastwood says âWe own this country.â Though he pretends to include the audience in that âwe,â what he really means is rich bastards like himself. But the poor, deluded fools donât seem to understand that. Well, of course they donât â if they were smart they wouldnât be at the convention to begin withâŚ
The only intelligent thing said during this bizarre and seemingly endless senior moment is when the imaginary Obama tells Eastwood to shut up. Unfortunately, Eastwood doesnât know good advice when he hears it and continues to blither for another 7 minutesâŚ
A Fine Example of Rape Culture
A Guest Post By Daisy Duchess, President of the National Organization of Feminist Weasels.
Rape culture. You want an example of rape culture? How about this fucking disgusting, sexist, misogynistic article in the UKâs Daily Mail?
Some bastard rapes a woman paid to walk his dog, and all the article can go on about is how the rapist is some hunk who looks like Brad Pitt and that the rape should be blamed on his meds. This, this is why women who are raped donât come forward, because they know theyâre going to be treated like a joke. Fuck the Daily Mail, fuck the police and fuck all the commenters at the newspaperâs website.
Here is the story in its entirety. If you must give those bastards a visit thereâs a link to the original article at the bottom of the page.
An English dog walker is claiming that a sex-crazed Brad Pitt look-alike stabbed her after she refused to have sex with him for a third time.
Nicole Standish told police that Christopher McHamish â a stunningly handsome man in his 30s — had already forced her at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex.
Standish claims that when she returned Muffy the dog to McHamishâs home he asked her to bring the dog in and then demanded that she have sex with him ( âsheâ meaning Standish, not the dog.) When Miss Standish refused, the handsome hunk allegedly pulled out a knife and forced her to undress. Police investigating the claims say that McHamishâs behavior may have been caused by a combination of medication and too many Ding Dongs â several empty boxes of the chocolaty treat were found in the manâs kitchen.
Miss Standish claims that her life has been made a living hell by gal pals who keep ribbing her about the fact that she actually had to be forced to have sex with the mirror image of someone once dubbed The Sexiest Man Alive.
Ms Standish, a small mousy woman with a disproportionately large tuckus, told usâŚ
âItâs awful, Iâm a local celebrity now, every one is talking about me. They don’t understand why I refused such a good looking guy, but unless youâre some sort of rutting dog you donât just have it off with everyone you meet, no matter how good looking they are. And once he takes out a knife and starts yelling at you, well itâs pretty bloody hard to get in the mood then, isnât it?â
Miss Standish managed to escape after she barricaded herself in the bathroom and phoned the police. She was then taken to  hospital suffering from more than half a dozen stab wounds.
âWe are interviewing both parties to discover what could have happened,â said a police spokesman.
Original article here
A New Hope for America
