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Senile Old Coot Fails to Foresee Own Death

Senile Old Coot Fails to Foresee Own Death published on

Remember this guy?

Yeah, him, Harold Camping, the nutjob who a couple of years ago announced that the world would soon be ending in a glorious explosion of hellfire, brimstone and self-righteousness. While his unexpected and novel announcement may have caused much mirth amongst the rational few, it also caused a lot of Christian idiots to sell their possessions and donate their kidneys in preparation for the coming Rapture  — because as everyone knows, in heaven you need neither your Tivo nor your internal organs. For this, I don’t know whether to damn Harold or thank him…

Anyway, it seems that Harold’s power to predict the future is even more flawed than we thought. The news has come down (rather like Harold himself) that the great man has apparently died after failing to divine that dancing on the roof when you are 92 is a bad idea. Yes, while dancing the polka with a pair of drunken strippers, the devout one slipped and fell off the roof, landing face first in his dog’s water dish. By the time the strippers could climb down off the roof and give him mouth to mouth, it was too late – the Holy Man had gone to meet his maker with what is probably a very bad case of doggy breath.

This links to a religious site. You have been warned. If you don’t want to give them traffic, you can just take my word for it.


The Arab world – a boon to feminists everywhere

The Arab world – a boon to feminists everywhere published on

I mean that. If it weren’t for those guys feminists would be totally unable to find any real cases of actual misogyny, at least as defined by reasonable people as opposed to screeching, flame-haired banshees from the Land Down Under (where beer does flow and men chunder)

Following in the misandrist and exhibitionist steps of Femen, some female idiot in Tunisia (where beer doesn’t flow and the adulterous are stoned to death) has gotten herself into trouble by writing some feministy, anti-religion type slogans on her torso and then posing naked. Shocked that, unlike her European sisters, she does not have the protections accorded to women living in the gynocentric West, the young meathead now finds some hysterical Muslim cleric calling for her to be flogged and then stoned to death. The “holy” man is apparently convinced that this girl’s lame act of rebellion will lead to floods, disaster, plagues of locusts, and a drastic increase in the number of reality shows on Tunisian TV.

Showing the razor keen intellect their kind is known for, Femen responded to the death threats by calling for more Tunisian women to post photos of themselves topless! I know it sounds stupid at first, but it is probably a cunning feminist plot to make Tunisia run out of the rocks which, I am told, are the country’s primary export. Bankrupt the patriarchy, that kind of thing.

So far the girl, whose name is supposedly Amina Tyler, hasn’t been harmed, but religion is nothing if not patient so there’s a petition calling for the Tunisian government to step in and protect the feminist boofhead from the Muslim boofhead. My manager has signed it, and I would too but I’m not halal.

Petition here

Kentucky Does Not Execute Non-Believers…

Kentucky Does Not Execute Non-Believers… published on

It just threatens to send them to jail.

Since 2006, the state has had a “homeland security law” ( since 9/11, pretty much the standard excuse for just about any violation of Americans’ civil rights ) which puts some of its citizens at risk of a whole year in jail if they do not acknowledge that The Angry Old Man In The Sky keeps them safe from being blown up by terrorists. Funny, really, because another well-known religion claims it is The Angry Old Man In The Sky who wants them blown up to begin with…

The good news seems to be that most of the state’s inhabitants are not at risk, as this Kentucky Fried Idiocy applies only to those in charge of placing certain plaques outside The Ministry of Peace, er, I mean the Homeland Security building. These individuals could be charged and jailed if they do not display a plaque bearing these blitherings…

“The safety and security of the Commonwealth cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon Almighty God.”

Why have certain Christian lawmakers gone to such lengths to make sure this bit of religious propaganda is displayed by a state organization? Well, apart from the hubris so often seen amongst the devout, it helps to blur the lines between church and state, as well as giving the foolish and the gullible the opportunity to “reason” that if The State says it, it must be so.

More here

Wanna be a gang rapist and get away with it?

Wanna be a gang rapist and get away with it? published on

Move to France! That way, you can rape teenage girls dozens of times and get a suspended sentence! Ten years ago in some godforsaken housing estate in the Paris suburb of Fontenay-sous-Bois two girls were repeatedly raped by packs of up to 50 scumbags. Now things have finally gone to trial and the four men found guilty of raping one of the girls have been severely, and I mean severely, slapped on the wrist…

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