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Unpleasant Scotsmen Of…er…Scotland, Your Time Is Nigh!

Unpleasant Scotsmen Of…er…Scotland, Your Time Is Nigh! published on

Are you a Scotsman? Have you been saying unpleasant things on the internet? Have you said unkind things like, “Och, aye, Taylor Swift has shit for brains”? Have you been telling tourists untrue things like “The haggis is a small, wild herbivore that lives exclusively on kumquats and strawberry wine”? Have you been saying unnecessary things like, “Grass is generally speaking of a greenish hue”? If so, then you are fucked up, dudes! The Glasgow filth is coming for you! Grab your claymores and blarney stones, your women and children, and run for those green, green hills!

EDIT : Heh, someone just pointed out on Parler that this thing is dated April 1st. Yes, looks like i got fooled. But, man, it looks so authentic! And it’s too much fun to throw away so i will leave it here. But don’t go spreading it, ’cause it’s probably bull.

Parler Is Pretty Good

Parler Is Pretty Good published on

After my unceremonious dumping by the sanctimonious little blue bird, i moved to Gab. Then about a week later i joined Parler after all the hulabaloo about some monkey bollocks or something.

Now, while i am still active on Gab and not about to condemn it, i must say that Parler is a significant improvement on Gab. It’s just as right wing as Gab, but in a significantly more civilized way — not as many complaints about blacks and Jews, for example. It also seems to have a higher average IQ, and virtually everyone knows the difference between “their” and “they’re.” How long this lasts is anyone’s guess. The place may get flooded with far right morons and SJW troglodytes, but for now it’s pretty cool. And even if it doesn’t get overrun by the retarded hordes mentioned above, there’s no way of knowing that it won’t go the way of Twitter. Perhaps it will take the same tactic of letting in plenty of different views until it’s big enough to dump the opposition, and then start banning people for no good reason. We just don’t know yet, so for now, Parler seems like a good free speech alternative to the grotesquely crypto-fascist Twitter.

My page, in case anyone’s interested.

Mother Jones is now banning folks who mock Antifa.

Mother Jones is now banning folks who mock Antifa. published on

Like most decent folks, i was disgusted by the Antifa attack on Andy Ngo. I’m sure there are many things i disagree with him on, but that doesn’t mean some thugs get to beat him up just for being right wing. And don’t get me started on Antifa itself. If these guys really ARE left wing, they are the most stupid bunch of leftists to ever come out of Satan’s asshole. All they are doing is giving the rest of us a bad name while distracting everyone from class issues.

But anyway, i went to a Mother Jones post that used the apparently fake cement milkshake story to distract us from the not-at-all-fake attack on a small Asian homosexual, and proceeded to make fun of their beloved thugs in black. First, they removed the comments below…

And then when i tried to post another comment, i got this…

So there you have it, boys and girls, Mother Jones is on the side of the vile, violent, cowardly scum of Antifa. No other way to explain it, far as i can see.

I Am Not Tommy Robinson — But I Probably WILL Be!

I Am Not Tommy Robinson — But I Probably WILL Be! published on

Dear Pinheaded Liberals,

Going out on a limb, i am assuming that most of you are not evil, just really, really stupid. I am assuming that most of you dogfaces — unlike your filthy, lying Top Brass — actually care about things like freedom, equality, and so on. I am assuming that, unlike the elites you seem to love so much, you actually give a toss about the poor, the homeless, and all those A-rabs rendered lifeless by neo-con scum like W and O. This, i realize, may be a basket of unwarranted assumptions, but in dark times one has to try to look on the bright side.

So, going on the assumption that most of you are actually well-meaning fools as opposed to ill-meaning psychopaths, imagine this. Ten years from now, a certain liberal figure ( let’s call him Mr. Knucklehead Pastrami ) attends a protest against capitalist evil. Mr. Pastrami does nothing wrong, but somehow ends up arrested and charged with trying to start a riot, or littering, or spitting on the sidewalk, or wearing an unfashionable hat – whatever bullshit excuse they can find for charging him with, in essence, being anti-establishment.

How will you react to this news? You won’t. You won’t because you won’t know that it has happened. You won’t know because the State will have placed a gag order on the media. Sure, a few rebellious corners of the internet will risk arrest by mentioning it, but you, being liberals not Leftists, most likely are not frequenting those tiny, obscure websites. But, hey, who knows? Some of the major “liberal” sites like CNN might get a few stories out before the gag is put in place, right? Sure, they might – but they won’t be keeping them up once the gag is in place. Fearing prosecution and a cell next to poor old Knucklehead’s, they will simply pull those stories down and replace them with the much dreaded “404 – Freedom not found.”

As a result, all that you will know is that Mr. Pastrami has become mysteriously silent, and after a few months, distracted by the “radical, awesome and transformative” political proclamations being Tweeted by Hollywood’s phony Leftists, you will forget that poor old Knucklehead even existed. More importantly, you will soon forget all that liberal claptrap he used to spew…

This, my post-modern liberal friends, is the future that you are building when you fail to speak out against the gag order currently in place against any British reporting on the recent arrest and jailing of Far Right agitator Tommy Robinson. For now, at least, reporting will be allowed after the trial Robinson was reporting on is over, but with any luck – and you can bet this is what the bastards are counting on – by then everyone will have forgotten about Mr. Robinson and the fact that the press were gagged for weeks, even months. And that’s just the state of things as they stand. It is quite possible that we will soon see permanent gag orders placed on the arrest and jailing of political figures. Note that my concern lies mostly with the gag order. Perhaps Robinson’s arrest was justified, perhaps not. What matters here is that the British people are being kept in the dark regarding his arrest and imprisonment. And while for now it is a British problem, you are fools if you think it can’t happen in the U.S. and Europe. Even in countries where the law does not currently allow it, all that’s needed is a few changes in said law. Not hard to do in the U.S, for example, if Fox backs it for “national security reasons” and CNN backs it for the sake of “protecting minorities.”

As expected, pretty much the only people making noise about this atrocious development are the right wingers, proving once again that some sort of IQ exchange has taken place over the last few years and that it is now the right wing of politics that is not quite as dumb as a pile of bricks. Amongst the many things you liberals and pseudo-leftists have forgotten is that there is a thing called precedent. Not the legal kind, but the far more dangerous psychological kind. Once the folks have gotten accustomed to seeing such gags in place, they will be used more and more often to stop the public knowing what is happening to various enemies of the state until it is too late to do anything about it.

The other thing you latte-sipping, kale-munching types are ignoring is that an establishment run by a bunch of lily white Anglicans is highly unlikely to have any genuine concern for a bunch of brown Muslims. Hell, Britain’s establishment figures don’t even care about their fellow white Anglicans, much less about a bunch of Mohammads! But, thanks to your stupidity, they get away with pretending to care so they have your support while they manipulate you into a position somewhere between utter silence and a cold prison cell. Listen up, boys and girls – this is a key point. Make no mistake, this is ultimately NOT about silencing the right wing, it is about silencing ALL dissent, especially liberal or Leftist dissenters that dare to go outside the confines of the establishment’s beloved Identity Politics. Today it is Robinson getting the blackout treatment for opposing Islamic radicalism, tomorrow it will be YOU for daring to complain about the disappearing jobs, or cuts in welfare payments, or lack of low cost housing, or yet another mass slaughter of unsuspecting Tabouli-munchers. Your leaders will remain safe as they are about as truly liberal as a gang of Wall St bankers, and care about the poor even less than you care about the cockroaches living under your fridge. This is about YOU. This is about silencing your voices. This is about consigning your concerns to the dumpster of history. This is about making your future an authoritarian, neo-feudal hell. Hence it is incumbent on you to get off your well-fed asses and speak up about what is being done to Tommy Robinson – because tomorrow, you will be Tommy Robinson.


Here is the gag order – feel free to print it out and wipe your ass with it…

tommy robinson reporting restriction


Stephen Yaksface-Lennon is Robinson’s real name, but you probably already know that.

A Follow Up To “A Minor Run-in With Some Thugs In Blue”

A Follow Up To “A Minor Run-in With Some Thugs In Blue” published on

A Guest Post By My Manager, Michael Claymore.


So, after yesterday’s unpleasant incident with some Sydney cops, i decided to make a complaint to Coles over their reporting me for…er…stealing my own stuff. According to Coles, the cops seem to have been fully responsible. Seems they were running some grotesque operation wherein they check large backpacks just to, you know, harass folks. Now, while i am inclined to believe the Coles people, the fact that the cops were so convinced i was up to something suggests more than a random check. Perhaps one of the cops, all of whom were in plain clothes, was lurking around the store and was the idiot who made the mistake of thinking my box was not my box. So now, not only does it seem that these cops are jerks who go around trying to escalate situations by calling people dickheads, but at least one them is an idiot who has no idea what he is doing! I wrote yesterday that my view of cops had hit a new low — today it is even lower. Not only are these guys bullying thugs who insult citizens by asking them if they are pedophiles walking around with a hard drive full of kiddy porn, they are also a bit thick.

And what the fuck are they doing searching people just for having large backpacks?!?! Since when does that make anyone a suspect? I am truly shocked and horrified that cops are allowed to do this in what is supposed to be a free country. Searched, accused and harassed just for having a big bag? Not acceptable. As fascinating a train wreck as the US is, i really must start paying a bit more attention to the shit that goes down on my own doorstep.

Screencap of messages from Coles below. Station name has been erased to make it less likely that i will end up in a ditch with a loaded banana in my hand.
coles on cops searching backpack