At last some justice for America’s people of color!
The university of Wisconsin has agreed to remove from its grounds a large, racist rock that once called Martin Luther King Jr. “a bit suspect” and which is widely rumored to not appreciate rap music or the films of Spike Lee. It is expected that once the rock has been removed it will be strangled to death and broken into brick-sized chunks which will then be thrown at passing children whose parents voted Republican.
Rock here. I know it looks innocent enough, but that’s only because its Klan outfit is at the cleaners today.