I’ve been meaning to write a piece about an incredibly destructive and oppressive thing called the Trans-Pacific Partnership, but as I am too busy fantasizing about Miley Cirus, I will instead just give you a link to one of the best and most succinct summaries i have read on this piece of utter bastardry. I would have called it “Corporate Bastards Plotting to Screw Us All Again,” but the writer went with “TPP: The Most Sinister Corporate Power Grab Yet,” which is accurate enough. If you haven’t heard of this thing before (most people haven’t) brace yourself – the darkness is closing in.

Get ready to freak out here.