That sexual harassment suit probably didn’t help any…
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Is Donald Duck a Sexual Harasser ?
Is no one safe from the hysteria surrounding sexual harassment? What has the world come to when an innocent duck canât go about his dayâs work without being accused of groping some hysterical cow?
Yes folks, in the most surprising allegations of sexual harassment since Homer Simpson was almost lynched by that young feminist and her friends, Disney icon Donald Duck (thatâs him in the photo, looking down the poor bitchâs cleavage) stands accused of groping a human female, something which in this case strikes me as akin to bestiality.
It is alleged that the foul fowl grabbed the breast of one April Magolon, who claims to be so devastated by the tragic event that she now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder! As a result, Magolon supposedly has to endure nightmares in which she is goosed by a duck, and has developed an inability to take her dog for a walk in any park which has a duck pond!
One would think that given the slight nature of the alleged slight and the capacious size of Disneyâs coffers the suit would be dismissed as mere money grubbing. But instead itâs going to court, where I not only hope that Donald and his employers win but that they get their court costs paid by the accuser. PTSD from being groped by a duck? Not bloody likely!
As you have probably divined by now, I find the allegations difficult to accept. After all, what possible sexual interest could a duck have in a human female? If Mr Duck had been accused of surreptitiously fondling Daisy or making homoerotic advances towards Daffy (it would certainly explain that sailor suit) I might give this some credence â as it is I think this will soon be thrown into the same BS basket as the case of Anita Hill vs Elmer Fudd.
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Billy Rayâs Slutty Ten Year Old
Miley Cyrusâ 9 year old sister Noah (yeah, ya heard me right, Noah!) has once again been slutty in public.
Said sluttiness may or may not have something to do with the not-so-innocently named âOoh! La, La Coutureâ fashion line that the kid is launching, a line which may or may not be including lingerie but which is nonetheless far too slutty for such young kids.
Obviously, this kind of thing is not good for kiddies â it puts their scantily-clad bodies in a place where their minds donât really want to follow, sets them up as pedophile bait, and teaches them that sexiness and conspicuous consumption are what life is about. Tori leader David Cameron has actually done the right thing in this case by threatening to introduce laws to deal with corporate sexualization of children, but itâs a sad state of affairs if society has to go that far to prevent something as obviously wrong as nine year olds dressing like denizens of the Playboy mansion.
And where the hell are Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Leticia in all this? Didnât they learn anything from the controversy generated by the risquĂ© photo shoot Miley Cyrus did a while back? Noah Cyrus is obviously too young to know whatâs right and whatâs wrong, Billy Ray and Leticia Cyrus are not and they should be able to see that letting their baby girl strut around dressed like a 5 dollar whore is not a good thing. But then what can you expect from a couple of people stupid enough to name a girl Noah? Of course, maybe Iâm being too kind in laying the blame at the door of their stupidity – perhaps itâs their greed that deserves the blame, after all a kid this young is obviously not setting up her own company, is she now?
And just in case you thought little Noahâs only boundary problems lie in her fashion choices, check out this video of her and all her little girly friends pole dancing! Excuse me, but I have to go and throw up nowâŠ
Is This Woman a Female George Sodini?
German woman Sabine R. didnât like losing custody of her son to the boyâs dad, so she killed them both then set fire to the crime scene.
When her ex came round to pick up the kid, the 41 year old lawyer shot him dead then bashed and suffocated the five year old boy.
She then made her way to a hospital where she killed a male nurse before being shot to pieces by the cops, who had apparently failed to notice her tits.
On the way to said hospital, Sabine R. took shots at bystanders, most if not all of which, seem to have been male. And even once inside the hospital she seems to have ignored all the estrogen and gone straight for a male victim! How âbout that!
Coincidence? Or do we have a hate crime on our hands?
Since it appears that this woman wasnât nutty enough to leave behind numerous rants against the opposite sex, and that the media isnât likely to give the anti-male angle any serious exploration, we may never truly know what drove this scumbag. But given the preponderance of male victims this seems more likely than not to be a misandry-driven rampage on par with George Sodiniâs misogynist attack at a fitness class in 2009.
Whereas the motive is not certain, one thing is â even if it does come to light that this was a case of Menocide, you wonât see anyone of consequence using this incident to make all women feel guilty. You know, Â the way that Marc LĂ©pineâs rampage in 1989 was used as an excuse to set up White Ribbon Day, a day on which all us evil males are asked to promise that we wonât hurt the opposite sex, presumably because deep down weâre all just another Marc LĂ©pine waiting to happen.
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Hot Brainy Chick Persecuted by Loony Christians
A Polish pop singer with the unlikely handle of Dorota Rabczewska (thankfully she is better known as Doda, presumably because even the other Poles canât pronounce her surname) is looking down the barrel of a two year jail sentence for having offended Christian sensibilities by suggesting their favorite page turner was written by drug-addled winos! And you thought the weasels at NOW were overly sensitive.
The 26 year old Mensan made a television appearance during which she explained that the dinosaur view of history was better supported than the idea that the universe was created in six days by The Angry Old Man Who Lives In The SkyâŠ.
âit is hard to believe in something written by people who drank too much wine and smoked herbal cigarettes.â
Not exactly a cartoon of the prophet Mohamed with a bomb in his turban, but in Catholic Poland it was close enough so the wankers had her charged under the countryâs Draconian blasphemy laws.
According to  some man-child too weak to get through life without kidding himself that after itâs all over heâs going to spend eternity drinking tea and watering houseplants in godâs mansionâŠ
âIt is clear that Doda thinks that the Bible was written by drunkards and junkies,â Ryszard Nowak, chairman of the ironically named Christian group âCommittee for the Defence Against Sectsâ screamed hysterically whilst rending his garments and gnashing his teeth.
âI believe that she committed a crime and offended the religious feelings of both Christians and Jews.â
Either that or she made a slightly offensive joke. And as for offending the Jews I donât see them filing charges, perhaps because after centuries of persecution and inquisitions they are wary of Christian nutters.
Though I see no point in making references to booze and weed when going on about whoever it was that wrote the bible, neither do I believe in writing laws that allow fundamentalist loons to play Christian Taliban, so let me put aside my usually tactful and diplomatic ways and say it straight â people who take the bible literally are idiots, weaklings and fools. Either that or drug-addled winos.
PS
I think she should get a pass just for being proof that not all smart women are ugly.
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