Some company called Whizworx has found itself the target of social media outrage after a holidaying manatee found its way into its ad agency’s studios and into an advertising campaign. The manatee, who came ashore somewhere in Florida and wrecked the suspension of several vehicles getting to North Carolina, snuck into the studio and put on a 38 DD bikini, a pair of fishnet stockings once owned by J Edgar Hoover, and a black wig before proceeding to cavort in front of the camera in what one member of the crew called, “A surprisingly atrocious and depraved exhibition.”

Being high on coke, the photographer did not realize what had happened until the photo had hit the Instagram and caused a social media storm. With the insight so common amongst SJWs and feminists, the freak show called Twitter exploded into howls of outrage at what they saw as an attack on that most sacred of creatures, the morbidly obese Western woman. The company, being no doubt composed of typical, pussy-whipped western males, quickly pulled the ads and apologized for having offended manatees everywhere.

Since the social media storm, nothing has been heard of the manatee responsible for the outrage, but it is suspected that she is now back in the waters off Florida, where she and her friends are laughing it up at how insanely stupid those pink land creatures are.

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