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A novel new way to harass the police

A novel new way to harass the police published on

In a horrifying new trend, young men in the southern states of the US are traumatizing brave and noble officers of the law by shooting themselves in the head.

Yes, the little bastards are allowing the Stormtroopers to cuff them and place them in their cop cars before horrifying the officers by pulling out a handgun and shooting themselves in the head. How much do you have to hate the cops to want to traumatize them this way? To go to the trouble of shooting yourself while your hands are cuffed behind your back? The contortions that must take! And being able to hide the gun so expertly that even the cops missed its presence, these bastards must be spending a lot of time reading books on sleight of hand – all so they can make a mess in the back of a cop car. Disgusting.

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Kentucky Does Not Execute Non-Believers…

Kentucky Does Not Execute Non-Believers… published on

It just threatens to send them to jail.

Since 2006, the state has had a “homeland security law” ( since 9/11, pretty much the standard excuse for just about any violation of Americans’ civil rights ) which puts some of its citizens at risk of a whole year in jail if they do not acknowledge that The Angry Old Man In The Sky keeps them safe from being blown up by terrorists. Funny, really, because another well-known religion claims it is The Angry Old Man In The Sky who wants them blown up to begin with…

The good news seems to be that most of the state’s inhabitants are not at risk, as this Kentucky Fried Idiocy applies only to those in charge of placing certain plaques outside The Ministry of Peace, er, I mean the Homeland Security building. These individuals could be charged and jailed if they do not display a plaque bearing these blitherings…

“The safety and security of the Commonwealth cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon Almighty God.”

Why have certain Christian lawmakers gone to such lengths to make sure this bit of religious propaganda is displayed by a state organization? Well, apart from the hubris so often seen amongst the devout, it helps to blur the lines between church and state, as well as giving the foolish and the gullible the opportunity to “reason” that if The State says it, it must be so.

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Blind Old Man in UK Taser Terror!

Blind Old Man in UK Taser Terror! published on

Colin Farmer made the mistake of going out for a walk while carrying a samurai sword. Oh, wait, it was actually a white cane! But some cop apparently can’t tell the difference, so he zapped the blind 61-year-old with 50,000 volts! Farmer seems to have survived without permanent injury, but at such an age and with a couple of strokes in the background his can be considered a lucky escape…

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Variety is the spice of life…

Variety is the spice of life… published on 1 Comment on Variety is the spice of life…

We all know that American cops love three things above all others : eating donuts, getting free blowjobs from hookers, and shooting negroes in the back.

A man needs variety in his life, though, so occasionally a cop takes his dick out of some hooker’s mouth and throws the donuts away long enough to shoot himself a different kind of victim. Not wanting to stress himself out, such a man tries to find the easiest target available. No going after some 6’4”, 300 pound biker, no siree. A cripple in a wheelchair, that’s what’s needed.

This may be what happened when some cop in Texas was called to a late night disturbance involving a one-armed, one-legged, schizophrenic man in a wheelchair. Freaked out by the obviously agile lunatic, and perhaps not realizing that having all four limbs is a huge advantage when taking on a cripple armed only with a pen, officer Matthew Jacob Marin pulled out his gun and blew the man away. His excuse? He apparently thought the pen was a knife!

Even if it is true that this flatfoot can’t tell the difference between a thing what writes and a thing what slices, it is very difficult to see why a knock on the head with a big black stick wouldn’t have served just as well – or a kick in the teeth for that matter, after all the guy was sitting down.

For reasons of fairness I must point out that the cop may have been in the right, and for the sake of reason I must point out that I find that possibility to be a rather remote one.

Lessons in how to shoot fish in a barrel here

Crap Musos Face Seven Years in Jail!

Crap Musos Face Seven Years in Jail! published on

And it isn’t even for their lack of musicianship. Check out this performance by Russian punkettes Pussy Riot in which the girls invade a church and put on a performance so atrocious it can only be compared to that time Madonna flashed one of her tits at what I can only assume was a deeply unappreciative audience.

For this bit of silliness three of the Sex Pistol wannabes – Maria Alyokhina, 24, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, 22, and Yekaterina Samutsevich, 29 – have been charged with “hooliganism motivated by religious hatred or hostility,” and now face several years in a Russian jail. At the risk of being cynical I will take a wild guess and say that the real reason for such harshness is not “religious hatred” but rather the fact that during the church invasion they asked the virgin Mary to throw Putin out of office – as if the stupid bitch would be listening!

 

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And there is a petition at Change.org, and another at Amnesty International

Oh, and here is Madonna flashing one of her withered mammaries at the world. Note the horrified screams on the soundtrack….

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