Or, as he calls it, hipo-misogyny! There it is, folks — the Seventh Sign of the Apocalypse!

The petition (click here for a good laugh) seems to have been triggered by the article, “Horses saddled with gender bias: mares seen as ‘bossy‘” in which some other feminist loon argues that sexist views of mares as willful, feisty and too likely to eat all the cheesecake, may be leading people to treat them more harshly than they do male horses, who generally are seen as absolute sweethearts.

It’s all falling apart, folks. The ancient Romans had to put up with a lot of crap as their civilization went to hell, but i’m pretty sure complaints about sexism towards horses wasn’t part of it!