The US continues its descent into madness with the shock announcement that the ironically yet aptly named (think about it) Lady Gaga has become the world’s most powerful celebrity!

According to Forbes, little Stefani Germanotta is now the idiot most often listened to by all the other idiots. In a display of the American woman’s complete and utter oppression, the current idiot attained her position by knocking another bewombed moron – queen of daytime blither Oprah Winfrey – out of the top spot.

Given that Gaga’s case of feminist rabies has yet to progress to the point where she becomes totally and irredeemably loathsome this may be good news for men, if only in the short term. We must remember that Gaga is only 25 years old and that feminists are like buckets of horse urine left standing in the sun – the older they get the worse they smell.

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