This is the first of a series i started doing on the sly under the pseudonym “Professor Clownius,” but i’ve gotten sick of having to use VPNs and Virtual Machines to post these around the internet so fuck it, i’ll publish them here from now on. In the post title i have used the date of original publication on things like EvilMilk and Gab, not the date they were posted here on The Pigman Cometh.