It’s official, those beaver-humping fools up north have elected a feminist cunt. And yes, I know we all like humping beavers, but in our case they are only figurative beavers, the canucks like to fuck the actual furry, wood-chomping animal. Of course, the figurative type of beaver could also be described as a furry, wood-chomping animal…Oh, hell i’d better stop trying to explain before I get myself in deeper. Deeper in beaver, you might say…
Making it clear to everyone that his balls reside somewhere in his wife’s purse, Justin Trudeau, the country’s new head eunuch, loudly declared…
“Yes, Yes. I am a feminist. Proud to be a feminist. My mom raised me to be a feminist. My father raised me, he was a different generation, but he raised me to respect and defend everyone’s rights, and I deeply grounded my own identity in that, and I am proud to say that I am a feminist. The things we see online, whether it is issues like Gamergate, or video games misogyny in popular culture, it is something that we need to stand clearly against.”
Of course his mom raised him to be a feminist – she’s literally crazy! What his dad’s excuse is, I don’t know. Probably just being yet another pussy-whipped Western male. Trudeau the Younger also claims dad raised him to respect and defend everyone’s rights, but seems unable to see the conflict between respecting everyone’s rights and sponsoring a female privilege movement that has spent decades shitting all over men and the lower classes. I don’t know much about this guy, but I think I am getting a whiff of yet another pseudo-leftist servant of the plutocracy. The kind of clown who will defend the female privilege movement, multiculturalism, and political correctness while refusing to do anything about the ever-expanding corporate octopus.
The PM continued in what is, no doubt, a very high-pitched voice…
“I think there’s probably an awful lot of factors that come together to shape societal behaviors, certain types of music — you know, there’s an awful lot of misogyny in certain types of music, there’s issues around pornography and its prevalence now and its accessibility.”
In other words, “Black men, unlike white men, are allowed to use music to criticize The Superior Sex, and that’s something that has to stop. Also, I am deeply disturbed that the easy availability of porn makes it too easy for men to stay out from under some woman’s thumb!”
Pretty much official, then – the Canadians have thrown out a conservative cunt in favor of a feminist cunt. And can you believe the picture in the linked article? Would they have put up a picture of a female PM in a bikini? Hell, no! That would be sexist!
Click here if you want to see a male feminist getting his panties wet.
PS
I apologize for the absence of Justin Bieber references in this piece, but I couldn’t think of any that aren’t already out there. Oh, wait, here’s one…
Question – “What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Justin Trudeau?”
Answer – “We have incontrovertible evidence that Bieber still has his bollocks!”
Heh.