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Infertile Dwarves – Coming Soon To A Crib Near You

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Monsanto strikes again. After spending two years stuffing hamsters full of Monsanto GM soy, Russian eggheads have found that after a couple of generations the furry little bastards turn into runts who can’t breed! And that’s if they don’t die in infancy…

Another charming result of feeding the critters crap which amounts to little more than toxic waste is that instead of just being furry on the outside these hamsters get furry on the inside – of their mouths. Not ordinary fur either, but sharp, spiky, mucus-covered fur! And here is what is really scary – this is the same soy that gets put into processed foods in the USA! Christ, the corporate scum are slowly turning the real world into a bad science-fiction movie…

 

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Crap Musos Face Seven Years in Jail!

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And it isn’t even for their lack of musicianship. Check out this performance by Russian punkettes Pussy Riot in which the girls invade a church and put on a performance so atrocious it can only be compared to that time Madonna flashed one of her tits at what I can only assume was a deeply unappreciative audience.

For this bit of silliness three of the Sex Pistol wannabes – Maria Alyokhina, 24, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, 22, and Yekaterina Samutsevich, 29 – have been charged with “hooliganism motivated by religious hatred or hostility,” and now face several years in a Russian jail. At the risk of being cynical I will take a wild guess and say that the real reason for such harshness is not “religious hatred” but rather the fact that during the church invasion they asked the virgin Mary to throw Putin out of office – as if the stupid bitch would be listening!

 

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And there is a petition at Change.org, and another at Amnesty International

Oh, and here is Madonna flashing one of her withered mammaries at the world. Note the horrified screams on the soundtrack….

The Wages of War…

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… are rarely paid by the rich bastards who start the fucking things. Today, Australia pauses to “honor” those who have been blown to Kingdom Come with dawn ceremonies and trite phrases such as “Age shall not weary them.”

While I don’t doubt that most taking part are sincere in their tributes to the fallen, I also have no doubt that honoring those poor bastards is far from being the primary purpose of Anzac Day. Anzac Day is for the most part a propaganda tool used to convince young fools to fight today’s useless wars by glorifying those who fought yesterday’s useless wars. The truth is that, apart from the second world war and perhaps even the first, few of the wars fought by the men marching today were fought in the defense of this country.

And as bad as things were for those blokes, they are worse for those who fight today’s wars. No jack-booted, genocidal lunatics trying to take over the world this time — except for the ones in the Pentagon. You fall for the propaganda and sign up these days, you won’t be fighting against the modern equivalents of Hitler, you will be fighting for them. It is almost a given that any war you get sent into will be fought solely or primarily for the benefit of multinational corporations and/or the creation of a New American Century. It won’t be about protecting Australia, or even England, it will be about laying down your life for a bunch of psychopaths who won’t lose a minute of sleep slaughtering hundreds of thousands in order to fatten their wallets. But I guess there are worse things than dying for nothing, you could end up looking like these poor bastards– for nothing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Aint No Upwardly Mobile Freeway…

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From Chris Rea, here is “The Road to Hell,” a prophetic song about where we were headed in 1989 and where we are now. Like the man says, “You must learn this lesson fast, and learn it well.” Apparently we didn’t.

This is the extra-creepy version, with his old mom (so old she’s dead) giving him some advice from beyond the grave. This preamble to the actual music is a bit dull, but it does make the meaning of the song clearer.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZlWqVeLzg[/youtube]

Dumbass woman can’t tell Queen from Gordon Brown

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She may have left the political arena, but Sarah Palin’s stupidity is still loose in the world, continuing to build a legend that will ultimately make Dan Quayle look like a great choice for VP. Today we learnt that the poster child for Republican affirmative action was under the impression that decisions regarding the UK’s involvement in “Operation Blood for Oil” were being made not by PM Gordon Brown but by the Queen!

The woman who can’t tell east from west and who was under the impression that the US was an ally of North Korea, was also convinced that Saddam Hussein was the one who ordered the September 11 attacks, and that gay marriage should stay illegal lest the Easter Bunny get hitched to the Trix rabbit!

Apparently once the depth and breadth of Palin’s idiocy became known, the elephant brigade went into action, trying to cram as much knowledge as possible into what can best be described as a brain the size of a thimble, and even though Mama Dumbass was initially a willing pupil, she eventually went into what her tutors referred to as “a catatonic stupor,” a change which was confirmed only when experts from Bellevue were called in!

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