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Religion Is a Wonderful Thing ( Except For All The Killing And Such)

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Proving once again why we should all throw the Angry Old Man in the Sky under a truck, Muslim lunatics in Iraq are going around stoning boys to death for having Emo haircuts (you remember Emo, he’s that stupid puppet from Sesame Street. )

Apparently the Neanderthal employed as Director of the Moral Police of the Interior Ministry insists on equating acts of teenage weirdness with Satanism…

“The ‘Emo phenomenon’ or devil worshiping is being followed by the Moral Police who have the approval to eliminate [the phenomenon] as soon as possible since it’s detrimentally affecting the society and becoming a danger.”

The use of the word “eliminate” is rather suspicious, though supposedly the killings are being carried out by extremists rather than the actual Ministry, but we all know how this shit goes down. At worst the killers are government goons wearing civvies, and at best the statement was code for “You extremists go ahead and do the dirty work, and we will look the other way.”

As can be expected from such a barbaric region, the deaths — numbering at least 90 in the past month alone — are not exactly humane. The offending males are abducted, driven to a secluded spot, then have their arms and legs broken with concrete blocks before having their skulls bashed in. Bad luck if you’re still alive after that, because rather than follow the decadent western tradition of  the coup-de-grace, they simply start the process over again.

More love and peace here.