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Welcome to the 99 % You Dirtbags

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Oh the sweet, sweet irony of it all. The latest members to join the ranks of method acting are the charming folks from mortgage mill Steven J. Baum, who last month gave us all the shits when it was revealed that the previous year they had used Halloween to make fun of all those home-owners they turfed out into the street.

Not only are they all about to join the jobless, but it seems that their classist antics had something to do with their downfall, at least that’s what Big Boss Baum himself seems to be saying in an email sent to the NY Times writer who broke the story….

“You have destroyed everything and everyone related to Steven J. Baum PC”

Apparently the firm was dropped by huge clients  Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae – great names for junk food chains but rather goofy for folks dealing in mortgages and the like – and this in turn led to a downturn in business so great that the callous little turds now find themselves adrift in the sewers of unemployment, which is great news for the rest of us but bad news for New York’s sewage workers.

 

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Afghan Lives – Worth Squat

Afghan Lives – Worth Squat published on

Sergeant Calvin Gibbs had fun in the magical kingdom of  Afghanistan, killing and mutilating the local civilians then planting weapons to make them look like the aggressors. So the US military – champions of justice that they are – has decided to punish their rogue colleague by giving him life – with a nine year non parole period! That’ll teach him not to kill innocents, won’t it? Still, it’s nine years more than Dick Cheney will ever get, and that fucker is responsible for a lot more than nine deaths…

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